1. Take Over The Entire Bed
Sure, you’re a human and probably larger than your dog but your dog has the right to take over whatever bed space he wants. Do you remember how he basically assembled that whole Ikea bed frame by himself? He does. Don’t test him.
2. Take Out The Trash
Your pup knows that you have had a hard week, and the last thing they want you worry about is stinky trash. Do not worry, Fido is here to help. What if your dog decides to get it out piece by piece? There’s a clear plan to your dog’s cleaning habits. The garbage is going to be thrown out of your house…eventually.
3. Try Experimental Bathroom Practices
Your dog knows that sometimes, it’s hard for you to get them out precisely when they’re required to go. They are aware that you’re dehydrated and absorbed in the show that you’re binge watching on Netflix. Why bother you and let them know that they need to leave when they can just find a convenient place to do their work indoors? You must get rid of that tattered blouse that you left on the ground, in any case.
4. Make sure you are using the bathroom.
Your dog knows what you eat and that the habits are less than stellar, so she’s going to be right beside you every time you need to go to the bathroom. She’s not simply sitting at your feet just because she’s eager to be close to you, she is tracking the movements of your bowels. After you’re done, your pup may even move on and suggest a healthier snack for you, similar to the tiny rodent she killed earlier, and then put beneath your couch. All you have to do is to say “Thank you.”
5. Take a nice bath in their bathroom bath
You weren’t at home, so your dog was required to carry the toilet seat himself and fit the majority of his body in there as possible. He spent all morning paying his bills, and then took the time to pamper himself with the luxury of a bath. Deal with it.
6. Do The Dishes
You took the leftovers off the table. Max decided to wipe the entire dishes and then spread the rest of the leftovers across the floor, so he could decide on a midday meal. He paid for half of that Grubhub delivery. Don’t hate.
7. Inform you about possible intruders
After helping you pay that mortgage, the majority of this home is your dog’s. She’s keen to make sure it’s secure, too. If a car passing by, a person walking their dog or God forbid, even the mailman, she is going to sound the alarm. She might even go so in the direction of grabbing you, just to remind you what is a wonderful roommate and friend she is being by alerting you.
8. Clean out your laundry
Did you remember the Victoria’s Secret coupon you just used? Your dog does. In fact, if you remember correctly, it was your pet to sign you to receive those coupons. Don’t think that those new panties are for you. Your pup is completely in the position to delve into your dirty laundry and tear off any panties she desires.
9. Look for gold in the backyard
Your dog knows that cash has been tight the past few months. He needed to lend you all that money to pay the car loan Remember? He is doing you an favor by digging up the entire backyard with the hope of finding gold or oil. The mud that he drags around the house is just a subtle reminder of the amount of hard work he’s putting into it.
10. Make a noise in your bedroom, then leave
Your dog is studying at a community college on psychology online and is aware that you shouldn’t be staying in the same amount of time as you do, it’s a clear sign of depression. In order to ensure you wake up and start your day, he is going to get into your space, gas it up, then go away. The smell might be unpleasant but it’s your thought that is important. After completing 20 classes the student will be awarded his doctorate and may introduce an element of your pillow’s odor into the treatment.
